Monday, March 31, 2014

The 50 States Project

The 50 States Project

A Project.


California: 

Larger than life, with a career as stable as a fault line, The Starlet is a massive hit against the criminal underworld. With conventional hotness of current attractiveness standards, she stomps evildoers by growing as big as her popularity provides until her novelty wears off, which can be faster than the viability of a Napa Valley Wine. But don't worry, there's always another ready to replace her!

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Sunday, March 30, 2014

The 50 States Project

The 50 States Project

A Project.


Rhode Island: 

The Ocean State is well-protected by the miniscule might of the Insignificant Sailor. Light enough to skip over the sea yet heavy enough to slightly register on a villain's shoulder, this sailor surely has one in every port... Truth, Justice, and um... that's all that will fit.

Friday, March 28, 2014

The 50 States Project

The 50 States Project

A Project

Washington

 Say his name and a thunderstorm of burning coffee will rain down on your head. Lumberman Grungy wields the might of a Lumberjack with the rage of a worker left too long in the rain. That rage can be channeled into the smiting of evil or the creation of a musical fad from the mid nineties!

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